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Yusoflu is a village in Minjavan-e Gharbi Rural District, Minjavan District, Khoda Afarin County, East Azerbaijan Province, Iran. At the 2006 census, its population was 40, in 8 families. According to a more recent and, perhaps, reliable statistics the population is 26 people in 6 families.
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