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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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